Hello Subway Mouse

Hello subway mouse
Squeezing yourself through spaces
Only a mouse can

Hello crazy man
Discussing important stuff
With steel subway beams

Hola compadre
That’s an awesome sombrero
Stop screaming at us

Hello local train
Really wish you were express
Your stops are useless

Hello model girl
At least I hope you model
In any case, eat

Hello Apple store
Someday I’ll buy an iPad
Inevitably

Hello coffee shop
Raping me with your prices
Cup of brewed dried poo

Thank you lil’ smartphone
An effective medium
For writing haikus