Ways to Avoid Swine Flu
As the number of reported cases of swine flu continue to decline worldwide, we can reflect upon the hysteria of 2009 and the foolish methods people took to combat its spread.
1. Slaughter all pigs in your country to prevent an outbreak
2. Avoid sick people. Do not visit your doctor. In fact, never leave your home.
3. Build a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border
4. Do not eat pork imported from Spain, Canada and South Carolina
5. Catch another type of flu instead
