My Blogstuff

Jump to Info & Navigation

Regarding the Killer Whale killing the trainer “without warning”…

andreaallen:

I think we had all the warning we needed. It’s a Killer Whale.

Similarly, you can’t act surprised when “Crazy Kathy” does something insane. We all know Kathy is nuts because her name is Crazy Kathy.

What’s more shocking to me was that “Shamu” is actually a stage name, a nickname they give to whichever killer whale happens to be on duty that day. I feel like I’ve been lied to my whole life. I feel dirty.

Recent comments

Blog comments powered by Disqus