No problem! This site is pretty funny.
Thank you markellision, for introducing me to http://englishpeoplelike.com/
It really sums up the interesting people expats just happen to share this place with. The mixer taps, oh sweet jesus the mixer taps and instant coffee and single paned windows.
I’d add “avoiding grammar & spelling” and denouncing people who know the proper tenses of verbs as ‘posh twats’
The only thing I would change is that English people LOVE bringing up The War, but hate when Americans bring it up. Especially the part about saving them.